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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:33

Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Oakmont caddies look to fill roles during U.S. Open, on and off the bag - TribLIVE.com
Still no good.
So they tried
No, not a chance
Fiserv’s stock surges as it teams with Circle to join the stablecoin party - MarketWatch
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Lynn Hamilton Dies: ‘The Waltons’ & ‘Sanford And Son’ Actress Was 95 - Deadline
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
How did my ex move on very fast?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Jobs report shifts Fed interest rate forecasts - TheStreet
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Traders bet on interest rate cuts from Jay Powell’s successor at the Fed - Financial Times
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Aut consectetur debitis ullam.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is AI secretly replacing your job right now without you knowing it? What do you think? Do you agree?
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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