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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Oakmont caddies look to fill roles during U.S. Open, on and off the bag - TribLIVE.com

Still no good.

So they tried

No, not a chance

Fiserv’s stock surges as it teams with Circle to join the stablecoin party - MarketWatch

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Lynn Hamilton Dies: ‘The Waltons’ & ‘Sanford And Son’ Actress Was 95 - Deadline

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

How did my ex move on very fast?

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is US hell bent on a private capitalist free opinion sharing platform like Tiktok? What happened to their mantra of so-called free spirit of capitalism and freedom of expression that they have been preaching to the rest of the world for decades?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Jobs report shifts Fed interest rate forecasts - TheStreet

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Unrecognizable Kayla Harrison speaks on making 135lbs for first time in career at UFC 316 - Bloody Elbow

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Traders bet on interest rate cuts from Jay Powell’s successor at the Fed - Financial Times

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Aut consectetur debitis ullam.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is AI secretly replacing your job right now without you knowing it? What do you think? Do you agree?

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

What is your review of House of the Dragon Season 2 finale, Episode 8?